YOU LIVE ON THE EDGE: Everything you do is extreme. You eat cheese samples with a survival knife. You pop popcorn in a blast furnace. You had a destination wedding on a live volcano. And, goddammnit, you won’t surf unless the water is chummed and full of hungry sharks. SAY NO MORE! We made these socks with you in mind. Laugh in the face of death as you hop on your longboard and elude one dead-eyed killing machine after another. Just one slip and you’re a quick snack for Jaws. But you wouldn’t have it any other way! PERSONALIZE YOUR GIVING: Our personality-packed socks make a unique and hilarious unisex gift for the men and women in your life. Bring one to your next white elephant party, or give one as a birthday, Christmas, Valentine’s Day, Father’s Day, or other holiday gift that they’ll remember. QUALITY MATERIALS, THOUGHTFUL DESIGN: Our socks are made with the stretchiest, most comfortable cotton/poly/spandex blend material we could get our hands on — and designed specifically for bi-pedal primates. JOIN IN ON THE FUN: Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called ??torso shorts.?? (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.